ફૂટેમેં પાઉં, તુટેમેં શિર, ખીચમેં મેરા ચાંદભાઈ.

phūṭēmēṁ pāuṁ, tuṭēmēṁ śira, khīcamēṁ mērā cāṁdabhāī.

Literally: Foot in the crack, head in the break, and my Chandbhai in the middle.
What it means: Describes an intrusive person who thrusts themselves into other people's quarrels and suffers for it.

Also said as

ગુજરાતી કહેવતસંગ્રહ (Gujarati Kahevat Sangrah) (1921) · read from the scan by machine — the Gujarati itself is unchecked · English is machine-made and nobody has checked it yet

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