ફઈને મૂછ ઉગે તો તેને કાકો કહેવાય

phaīnē mūcha ugē tō tēnē kākō kahēvāya

Literally: If your aunt grew a moustache she would be your uncle.
What it means: Said to somebody arguing from a condition that does not exist.

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