મામાનું ઘર કેટલે, દિવો બળે એટલે.

māmānuṁ ghara kēṭalē, divō baḷē ēṭalē.

Literally: How far is uncle's house? As far as the lamp burns.
What it means: From a children's rhyme — the answer that tells you nothing at all.

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