ક્યાં લંકા ને ક્યાં લાહોર?

kyāṁ laṁkā nē kyāṁ lāhōra?

Literally: Where is Lanka and where is Lahore?
What it means: Used to point out that two things are completely unrelated or geographically distant.

Also said as

ગુજરાતી કહેવતસંગ્રહ (Gujarati Kahevat Sangrah) (1923) · read from the scan by machine — the Gujarati itself is unchecked · English is machine-made and nobody has checked it yet

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