ક્યાં લંકા ને ક્યાં લાહાર?

kyāṁ laṁkā nē kyāṁ lāhāra?

Literally: Where is Lanka and where is Lahore?
What it means: Points out a vast distance or complete lack of connection between two places or ideas.

ગુજરાતી કહેવતસંગ્રહ (Gujarati Kahevat Sangrah) (1921) · read from the scan by machine — the Gujarati itself is unchecked · English is machine-made and nobody has checked it yet

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