કાણે કળસીઓ ને રાંઝો સસરા.

kāṇē kaḷasīō nē rāṁjhō sasarā.

Literally: A one-eyed water pot and a squint-eyed father-in-law.
What it means: Describes a match or combination of entirely defective and unsuitable things.

ગુજરાતી કહેવતસંગ્રહ (Gujarati Kahevat Sangrah) (1921) · read from the scan by machine — the Gujarati itself is unchecked · English is machine-made and nobody has checked it yet

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