ગાંડા સાથે ગામ જવું ને ભૂતની કરવી ભાઈબંધી

gāṁḍā sāthē gāma javuṁ nē bhūtanī karavī bhāībaṁdhī

Literally: Travelling to the village with a madman and striking up a friendship with a ghost.
What it means: Two arrangements equally certain to end badly.

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