ભુંડી ભેંસને ચાંદેરા પાડા, આંધળી દોહનારી ને ગોવાળ ગાંડા.

bhuṁḍī bhēṁsanē cāṁdērā pāḍā, āṁdhaḷī dōhanārī nē gōvāḷa gāṁḍā.

Literally: A bad buffalo has spotted calves, a blind milker, and a mad cowherd.
What it means: Said of a completely chaotic and poorly managed household or business where every single element is defective.

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ગુજરાતી કહેવતસંગ્રહ (Gujarati Kahevat Sangrah) (1923) · read from the scan by machine — the Gujarati itself is unchecked · English is machine-made and nobody has checked it yet

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