બાર હાથનું ચીભડું ને તેર હાથનું બી

bāra hāthanuṁ cībhaḍuṁ nē tēra hāthanuṁ bī

Literally: A cucumber twelve cubits long with a seed thirteen cubits long inside it.
What it means: A story where the parts do not even pretend to fit together.

Gujarati Wikiquote બૃહદ કહેવત કથાસાગર (Bruhad Kahevat Kathasagar) (1920) · English is machine-made and nobody has checked it yet

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