બાપ દીવાને, મા દીવાની, બાયડી મારી તુળજલવાની.

bāpa dīvānē, mā dīvānī, bāyaḍī mārī tuḷajalavānī.

Literally: Father is mad, mother is mad, and my wife is Tulja-mad.
What it means: Describes a household where every single member is erratic or foolish in their own way.

ગુજરાતી કહેવતસંગ્રહ (Gujarati Kahevat Sangrah) (1921) · read from the scan by machine — the Gujarati itself is unchecked · English is machine-made and nobody has checked it yet

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