ઠુંઠી ચુડી પેટરવા ગઈ ત્યાં મઝીઓ માંદો પડ્યો.

ṭhuṁṭhī cuḍī pēṭaravā gaī tyāṁ majhīō māṁdō paḍyō.

Literally: The handless woman went to wear bangles, and there the bangle-seller fell ill.
What it means: Said of an inherently unlucky person whose attempts to seek pleasure or luxury are immediately thwarted by unfortunate coincidences.

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ગુજરાતી કહેવતસંગ્રહ (Gujarati Kahevat Sangrah) (1923) · read from the scan by machine — the Gujarati itself is unchecked · English is machine-made and nobody has checked it yet

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