ઠેટના વિવાહ ધક્કા પાટુએ.

ṭhēṭanā vivāha dhakkā pāṭuē.

Literally: A wedding from the start managed by pushes and kicks.
What it means: A poorly arranged or chaotic affair that proceeds only through constant conflict and force.

Also said as

ગુજરાતી કહેવતસંગ્રહ (Gujarati Kahevat Sangrah) (1921) · read from the scan by machine — the Gujarati itself is unchecked · English is machine-made and nobody has checked it yet

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